I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under a state of trance and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone .
Good luck on your short term release from jail, Arkensis
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